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Size: 24" x 18" Material Type: Heavy-Duty Aluminum Sign, 80 mil Verified PurchaseSlower Than Slow Motion: A Cautiously Hilarious Sign!
I must say, I have never been more entertained by a road traffic sign in my life! I purchased this "SLOW DOWN. Blind corner. Kids at Play" sign for my seasonal swim school business, and boy, did it work like a charm! The moment I installed this eye-catching sign, my customers transformed into the most cautious drivers on the planet. I half expected them to step out of their cars wearing full-body bubble wrap suits! It's as if the sign had magical powers, compelling them to take it slow, and I mean, REALLY slow - like sloths driving cars slow. Some of them were going so excessively slow that I even spotted a few confused snails overtaking them! But hey, better safe than sorry, right? It's like the sign was channeling its inner Gandalf and yelling, "You shall not pass...quickly!". Maybe the sign works a tad TOO well, though. I'd suggest a minor upgrade in the future, perhaps adding a little speedometer that gently nudges drivers to increase their pace just a smidge. You know, so they don't end up growing old in their cars while trying to reach my swim school. In any case, this sign is a must-have for anyone who wants to ensure the safety of their customers, all while providing some unexpected entertainment. I can't help but chuckle every time I see someone inching along, and for that, I give this sign a solid five stars!